Wanna see what's shaking I mean no disrespect Let's go make some bacon, baby I'll make it correct It's in the way she walks It's in the way she talks It's in the way she steps up to the block It's in the way she walks It's in the way she moves It's in the way she grooves You can't imagine how much she disapproves It's in the way she moves Wanna see what's shaking I mean no disrespect Let's go make some bacon, baby I'll make it correct I see her in my dreams I don't know what it means I see her in my private in-betweens I see her in my dreams She's generous and kind The kindest you will find She puts me in a sentimental mind If one were so inclined Wanna see what's shaking I mean no disrespect Let's go make some bacon, baby I'll make it correct

Sort of like the real thing With less insanity I can't waste this feeling It's happening If you're dessicated Come drink by me Feel resuscitated My undead fantasy Hey there player don't you balk I'm comin' at you with some crazy talk Bodies on the ground in chalk Do the Zombie Walk It's the hottest dance today Just lumber like a number and you'll be okay You can't outrun them anyway Do the Zombie Walk It's the hottest craze here The zombie pride Now don't be too phased dear It's quite a ride Zombies' in the house now They'll get you both You think you'll resist how Exponential growth Multiplying at every turn Love to eat the meat you earn Just give in and feel the burn Do the Zombie Walk Like I said it's some crazy ride You'll be lucky to escape with your own hide Statistics are not on your side Do the Zombie Walk

You're the one And you've got my full attention Yes the only one Though I might not like to mention You're the one And despite your apprehension You're the only one It's beyond my comprehension Yowza baby girl where'd you come from? It's okay sugar je comprends I've been looking for someone Come on over here and come get some Now don't fret 'cause I ain't easy I wouldn't mention nothing sleazy I figured we could hit this tweezy And chill out right here in the heezy I don't wanna dance I just wanna rub I don't need no trouble ditch the fucking club We could light some candles and get in the tub Let me show you some love I can see it in your eyes you've got that magic glow The way you fight it off at first and then let it grow Trying so damned hard not to let it show But it's okay baby baby 'cause I fucking know Easy with it girl we got all night I'm your man with the plan so just put out the light I can see you've got a lot of might Let's put that into something right You and me we're bound by fate I don't mean to be heavy that's a lot of weight But that's why I don't hesitate Even in this addled state You're the one And you've got my full attention Yes the only one Though I might not like to mention You're the one And despite your apprehension You're the only one It's beyond my comprehension

It is our sincere pleasure to bring to you our distinguished speaker all the way from Miskatonic University. He started his career preaching at the First RoboRevival Synagogue of East Texas and from there moved on to the Church of Electronic Ecstacy. He is considered the world's foremost expert on ancient robot sexual positions and the robosexual lifestyle. Ladies and gentlemen it is my extreme pleasure to present to you Reverend Dr. Horatio Gertrude Jenkins. The robot god is a groover y'all He loves groovin' most of all There can only ever be just one He makes bath time lots of fun! Ladies and gentlemen, brothers and sisters let us pray And why do we pray? Because the robot god is a loving god, a grooving god A bona fide rootin' tootin' forgiving god He knows of our temptations with his dirty, luscious robots And he loves us anyway But the robot devil is real, I have seen him And he wants your eternal CPU The robot god is a groover son His groovy work is never done Where right is wrong and wrong is right That robot god is out of sight! Now in a lesser known passage from the book of Roboticus Chapter 2A verse 15.37 we are commanded: "Fall not prey to his evil machinations and I will reward you with the bounty of robot heaven." Ahh robot heaven...that blissful eternal electro-paradise city Where the grass is green and the girl's are pretty But you have to get there, folks, you have to get there And that pesky robot devil is standing right in your way The robot god is a groover y'all He loves groovin' most of all There can only ever be just one His groovy work is never done The robot god is a groover son He makes bath time lots of fun Where right is wrong and wrong is right That robot god is super tight! Brothers and sisters an appeal: Every day we are out doing his will and we could not do so without your generous support. But we need your help: the robot devil grows stronger every day. And so it is up to we brave souls to spread the robot god's generous code as a salvation to all. As for the heathens and the blasphemers, may the robot god have mercy on their souls. Amen. The robot god is a groover y'all He loves groovin' most of all There can only ever be just one His groovy work is never done The robot god is a groover son He makes bath time lots of fun Where right is wrong and wrong is right That robot god is super tight!

It's crazy out there We got us donkeys and elephants, whole zoo up in this And ain't nobody doing a damned thing We got people killing people over what's-the-name-of-your-invisible-friend Working for enough dough to pay your rent and keep on working People gone mad, yo, acting out on all kinds of wrong shit Opposing races, eating faces Everywhere you look people are struggling But can't nobody do nothing People living off change from the side of the road Dancing in the street to earn something to eat Signs and lines, lines and signs, turn off your mind and stay in line Keep your eyes on the shiny rockets Don't watch as they fill their pockets No matter what nothing ever really changes That's how they like it Same old world, same old problems, same old crazy Oh me, oh my Should I laugh or should I cry?

Now somewhere in the black mountain hills Dakota there lived a young man named raucous raccoon This is not his story This is a story about blind ambition And this is a story with veiled emotions And this is a story that has lots and lots of rock and roll And there are people in the story And this is a story with an uncertain ending And this is a story where the hero prevails And this is a story about the finer things if you know what I mean And there are people in the story And this is a story with set chewing drama And this is a story that's a darling with the critics And this is a story with a bit of ale and a whole lot of tail And there are people in the story All I wanna do is help you get loose From the top of your head to that sweet caboose I'm telling you girl it's a crazy scene As a high tech motherfucking love machine And this is a story with recognizable cliches And this is a story with some brief nudity And this is a story that's sure to be an instant classic And there are people in the story And this is a story about beautiful women And this is a story with a rugged protagonist And this is a story where things aren't what you think they are And there are people in the story And this is a story which runs the gamut And this is a story of less than biblical proportion And this is a story with a very short denouement And there are people in the story Now all I wanna do is help you get loose From the top of your head to that sweet caboose I'm telling you girl it's a crazy scene As a high tech motherfucking love machine

To my 40 oz. lover What should I expect from you I think I know why you don't want me to go I've got 40 reasons too And now it's time to ride You run but you can't hide The things you feel inside Do nothing for my pride It's not so much you lied Or that you never tried But maybe when you cried It wasn't bona fide So now it's time to ride Somber sober rays of sunlight Quickly getting to the point Super cool but I can't be late for school Time for me to blow this joint And now it's time to ride You run but you can't hide The things you feel inside Do nothing for my pride It's not so much you lied Or that you never tried But maybe when you cried It wasn't bona fide So now it's time to ride

Now picture this, a superhero: No tights, no cape, no speedo, no utility belt Just 100% raw, untamed man Undomesticated but not unwise The crux of the biscuit is that bad guys have a new enemy in town And nobody can stop him Can you dig it? He could leap a tenament in a single bound Faster than a speeding bullet Which is useful since people are always shooting at him And that's why they call him Discogarage 'The Traveling Circus', 'The One Man Party', 'The Disco Transisco', 'The Towering Inferno', 'The Galleon Stallion'... Come to think of it he had a lot of nicknames When DG would come to the neighborhood The pests would flee and the rats would scurry And every bad man and woman would get out of dodge in a hurry Discogarage was not a force to be taken lightly Unless he wanted to be In which case you better do what he says Oh he had a lot of groupies back in the day Fine looking birds with gams that went k-plahw They'd say "Disco, Disco, sign my crisco, I just go back from San Francisco." Shit, can you imagine though? DG he never gave it no mind "Yes ma'am, thank you ma'am," and he was off to save another bird with a broken wing The brother had an impeccable sense of timing There was this one time though when he disappeared for a few days The whole town went nuts, panic and disarray There were memorials and vigils the whole nine yards And the bad guys got word and sighed with relief as the temperature and the humidity spiked and all the while Discogarage was nowhere to be found Had something terrible befallen our intrepid hero? In fact he was tucked away in a luxury suite with a team of Norwegian models In the end everything went back to normal Except for those models Who were never the same again Now they don't like to talk about it much but Discogarage does have one weakness: There is a particular kind of lady with a body that goes mmuhh-wahh-mmm against which he is powerless to resist Let's just keep that between you and me partner We don't want the wrong people finding out We don't want a repeat of what happened in Pittsburgh, no we do not Despite his limitations and any other ruminations Discograge is an all around groover You dig it?

Right there with all that flair Bodies moving I don't care So crass move that ass Have some vodka, have some grass Metal parts moving all around Trying not to make a sound Turnabout, don't you pout Got to let it all hang out You make me feel so good inside Girl I'm gonna take you on a magic ride I wanna be your lover bot Robosexual connection makes me hot Baby hit the gas That shiny metal ass Handles like a dream She ain't what she might seem Egads who's my dads I'm not up on all these fads Criss cross be my boss Now that I don't give a toss Quite a feat, when we meet If I don't shake it I don't eat Wild ride on the side I'm not programmed to feel pride You've got me shaking from head to toe Just one thing that I need to know I only wanted to be free Well I'm sorry but you cannot stay here with me Baby hit the gas That shiny metal ass Handles like a dream She ain't what she may seem

It's crazy out there