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Raising the bar on the artistic treatment of robot sex and robosexuality.

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released December 21, 2012

℗ © 12/21/2012 Kallisti Records
Produced by Hysterical Preservation Society
Recording and Mixing by Mitch Furman @ Studio Kallisti
Mastering by Rich Prewett @ Soundy Audio
Design and Photography by Automatech
Additional Photography by George Schiavone
Dedicated to Robert Anton Wilson
All Music and Lyrics by Mitch Furman
except "The Lust Boat" a parody of "The Love Boat"
by Paul Williams and Charles Fox
All Kung Fu by Mitch Furman except
Scratch samples in "Shiny Metal Ass" by Dj Puzzle

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Track Name: Bacon
Wanna see what's shaking
I mean no disrespect
Let's go make some bacon, baby
I'll make it correct

It's in the way she walks
It's in the way she talks
It's in the way she steps up to the block
It's in the way she walks
It's in the way she moves
It's in the way she grooves
You can't imagine how much she disapproves
It's in the way she moves

Wanna see what's shaking
I mean no disrespect
Let's go make some bacon, baby
I'll make it correct

I see her in my dreams
I don't know what it means
I see her in my private in-betweens
I see her in my dreams
She's generous and kind
The kindest you will find
She puts me in a sentimental mind
If one were so inclined

Wanna see what's shaking
I mean no disrespect
Let's go make some bacon, baby
I'll make it correct
Track Name: Zombie Walk
Sort of like the real thing
With less insanity
I can't waste this feeling
It's happening
If you're dessicated
Come drink by me
Feel resuscitated
My undead fantasy

Hey there player don't you balk
I'm comin' at you with some crazy talk
Bodies on the ground in chalk
Do the Zombie Walk
It's the hottest dance today
Just lumber like a number and you'll be okay
You can't outrun them anyway
Do the Zombie Walk

It's the hottest craze here
The zombie pride
Now don't be too phased dear
It's quite a ride
Zombies' in the house now
They'll get you both
You think you'll resist how
Exponential growth

Multiplying at every turn
Love to eat the meat you earn
Just give in and feel the burn
Do the Zombie Walk
Like I said it's some crazy ride
You'll be lucky to escape with your own hide
Statistics are not on your side
Do the Zombie Walk
Track Name: You're The One
You're the one
And you've got my full attention
Yes the only one
Though I might not like to mention
You're the one
And despite your apprehension
You're the only one
It's beyond my comprehension

Yowza baby girl where'd you come from?
It's okay sugar je comprends
I've been looking for someone
Come on over here and come get some
Now don't fret 'cause I ain't easy
I wouldn't mention nothing sleazy
I figured we could hit this tweezy
And chill out right here in the heezy
I don't wanna dance I just wanna rub
I don't need no trouble ditch the fucking club
We could light some candles and get in the tub
Let me show you some love
I can see it in your eyes you've got that magic glow
The way you fight it off at first and then let it grow
Trying so damned hard not to let it show
But it's okay baby baby 'cause I fucking know

Easy with it girl we got all night
I'm your man with the plan so just put out the light
I can see you've got a lot of might
Let's put that into something right
You and me we're bound by fate
I don't mean to be heavy that's a lot of weight
But that's why I don't hesitate
Even in this addled state

You're the one
And you've got my full attention
Yes the only one
Though I might not like to mention
You're the one
And despite your apprehension
You're the only one
It's beyond my comprehension
Track Name: Sermon On The Rock
It is our sincere pleasure to bring to you our distinguished speaker all the way from Miskatonic University. He started his career preaching at the First RoboRevival Synagogue of East Texas and from there moved on to the Church of Electronic Ecstacy. He is considered the world's foremost expert on ancient robot sexual positions and the robosexual lifestyle. Ladies and gentlemen it is my extreme pleasure to present to you Reverend Dr. Horatio Gertrude Jenkins.

The robot god is a groover y'all
He loves groovin' most of all
There can only ever be just one
He makes bath time lots of fun!

Ladies and gentlemen, brothers and sisters let us pray
And why do we pray?
Because the robot god is a loving god, a grooving god
A bona fide rootin' tootin' forgiving god
He knows of our temptations with his dirty, luscious robots
And he loves us anyway
But the robot devil is real, I have seen him
And he wants your eternal CPU

The robot god is a groover son
His groovy work is never done
Where right is wrong and wrong is right
That robot god is out of sight!

Now in a lesser known passage from the book of Roboticus
Chapter 2A verse 15.37 we are commanded:
"Fall not prey to his evil machinations and I will reward you with the bounty of robot heaven."
Ahh robot heaven...that blissful eternal electro-paradise city
Where the grass is green and the girl's are pretty
But you have to get there, folks, you have to get there
And that pesky robot devil is standing right in your way

The robot god is a groover y'all
He loves groovin' most of all
There can only ever be just one
His groovy work is never done
The robot god is a groover son
He makes bath time lots of fun
Where right is wrong and wrong is right
That robot god is super tight!

Brothers and sisters an appeal:
Every day we are out doing his will and we could not do so without your generous support. But we need your help: the robot devil grows stronger every day. And so it is up to we brave souls to spread the robot god's generous code as a salvation to all. As for the heathens and the blasphemers, may the robot god have mercy on their souls. Amen.

The robot god is a groover y'all
He loves groovin' most of all
There can only ever be just one
His groovy work is never done
The robot god is a groover son
He makes bath time lots of fun
Where right is wrong and wrong is right
That robot god is super tight!
Track Name: It's Crazy Out There
It's crazy out there
We got us donkeys and elephants, whole zoo up in this
And ain't nobody doing a damned thing
We got people killing people over what's-the-name-of-your-invisible-friend
Working for enough dough to pay your rent and keep on working
People gone mad, yo, acting out on all kinds of wrong shit
Opposing races, eating faces
Everywhere you look people are struggling
But can't nobody do nothing
People living off change from the side of the road
Dancing in the street to earn something to eat

Signs and lines, lines and signs, turn off your mind and stay in line
Keep your eyes on the shiny rockets
Don't watch as they fill their pockets
No matter what nothing ever really changes
That's how they like it
Same old world, same old problems, same old crazy

Oh me, oh my
Should I laugh or should I cry?
Track Name: This Is A Story
Now somewhere in the black mountain hills Dakota there lived a young man named raucous raccoon
This is not his story

This is a story about blind ambition
And this is a story with veiled emotions
And this is a story that has lots and lots of rock and roll
And there are people in the story
And this is a story with an uncertain ending
And this is a story where the hero prevails
And this is a story about the finer things if you know what I mean
And there are people in the story
And this is a story with set chewing drama
And this is a story that's a darling with the critics
And this is a story with a bit of ale and a whole lot of tail
And there are people in the story

All I wanna do is help you get loose
From the top of your head to that sweet caboose
I'm telling you girl it's a crazy scene
As a high tech motherfucking love machine

And this is a story with recognizable cliches
And this is a story with some brief nudity
And this is a story that's sure to be an instant classic
And there are people in the story
And this is a story about beautiful women
And this is a story with a rugged protagonist
And this is a story where things aren't what you think they are
And there are people in the story
And this is a story which runs the gamut
And this is a story of less than biblical proportion
And this is a story with a very short denouement
And there are people in the story

Now all I wanna do is help you get loose
From the top of your head to that sweet caboose
I'm telling you girl it's a crazy scene
As a high tech motherfucking love machine
Track Name: Time To Ride
To my 40 oz. lover
What should I expect from you
I think I know why you don't want me to go
I've got 40 reasons too

And now it's time to ride
You run but you can't hide
The things you feel inside
Do nothing for my pride
It's not so much you lied
Or that you never tried
But maybe when you cried
It wasn't bona fide
So now it's time to ride

Somber sober rays of sunlight
Quickly getting to the point
Super cool but I can't be late for school
Time for me to blow this joint

And now it's time to ride
You run but you can't hide
The things you feel inside
Do nothing for my pride
It's not so much you lied
Or that you never tried
But maybe when you cried
It wasn't bona fide
So now it's time to ride
Track Name: Discogarage
Now picture this, a superhero:
No tights, no cape, no speedo, no utility belt
Just 100% raw, untamed man
Undomesticated but not unwise
The crux of the biscuit is that bad guys have a new enemy in town
And nobody can stop him
Can you dig it?
He could leap a tenament in a single bound
Faster than a speeding bullet
Which is useful since people are always shooting at him
And that's why they call him
Discogarage
'The Traveling Circus', 'The One Man Party', 'The Disco Transisco', 'The Towering Inferno', 'The Galleon Stallion'...
Come to think of it he had a lot of nicknames
When DG would come to the neighborhood
The pests would flee and the rats would scurry
And every bad man and woman would get out of dodge in a hurry
Discogarage was not a force to be taken lightly
Unless he wanted to be
In which case you better do what he says

Oh he had a lot of groupies back in the day
Fine looking birds with gams that went k-plahw
They'd say "Disco, Disco, sign my crisco, I just go back from San Francisco."
Shit, can you imagine though?
DG he never gave it no mind
"Yes ma'am, thank you ma'am," and he was off to save another bird with a broken wing
The brother had an impeccable sense of timing
There was this one time though when he disappeared for a few days
The whole town went nuts, panic and disarray
There were memorials and vigils the whole nine yards
And the bad guys got word and sighed with relief as the temperature and the humidity spiked and all the while Discogarage was nowhere to be found
Had something terrible befallen our intrepid hero?
In fact he was tucked away in a luxury suite with a team of Norwegian models
In the end everything went back to normal
Except for those models
Who were never the same again

Now they don't like to talk about it much but Discogarage does have one weakness:
There is a particular kind of lady with a body that goes mmuhh-wahh-mmm against which he is powerless to resist
Let's just keep that between you and me partner
We don't want the wrong people finding out
We don't want a repeat of what happened in Pittsburgh, no we do not
Despite his limitations and any other ruminations
Discograge is an all around groover
You dig it?
Track Name: Shiny Metal Ass
Right there with all that flair
Bodies moving I don't care
So crass move that ass
Have some vodka, have some grass
Metal parts moving all around
Trying not to make a sound
Turnabout, don't you pout
Got to let it all hang out

You make me feel so good inside
Girl I'm gonna take you on a magic ride
I wanna be your lover bot
Robosexual connection makes me hot

Baby hit the gas
That shiny metal ass
Handles like a dream
She ain't what she might seem

Egads who's my dads
I'm not up on all these fads
Criss cross be my boss
Now that I don't give a toss
Quite a feat, when we meet
If I don't shake it I don't eat
Wild ride on the side
I'm not programmed to feel pride

You've got me shaking from head to toe
Just one thing that I need to know
I only wanted to be free
Well I'm sorry but you cannot stay here with me

Baby hit the gas
That shiny metal ass
Handles like a dream
She ain't what she may seem
Track Name: It's Crazy Out There (Reprise)
It's crazy out there