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Now picture this, a superhero:
No tights, no cape, no speedo, no utility belt
Just 100% raw, untamed man
Undomesticated but not unwise
The crux of the biscuit is that bad guys have a new enemy in town
And nobody can stop him
Can you dig it?
He could leap a tenament in a single bound
Faster than a speeding bullet
Which is useful since people are always shooting at him
And that's why they call him
Discogarage
'The Traveling Circus', 'The One Man Party', 'The Disco Transisco', 'The Towering Inferno', 'The Galleon Stallion'...
Come to think of it he had a lot of nicknames
When DG would come to the neighborhood
The pests would flee and the rats would scurry
And every bad man and woman would get out of dodge in a hurry
Discogarage was not a force to be taken lightly
Unless he wanted to be
In which case you better do what he says

Oh he had a lot of groupies back in the day
Fine looking birds with gams that went k-plahw
They'd say "Disco, Disco, sign my crisco, I just go back from San Francisco."
Shit, can you imagine though?
DG he never gave it no mind
"Yes ma'am, thank you ma'am," and he was off to save another bird with a broken wing
The brother had an impeccable sense of timing
There was this one time though when he disappeared for a few days
The whole town went nuts, panic and disarray
There were memorials and vigils the whole nine yards
And the bad guys got word and sighed with relief as the temperature and the humidity spiked and all the while Discogarage was nowhere to be found
Had something terrible befallen our intrepid hero?
In fact he was tucked away in a luxury suite with a team of Norwegian models
In the end everything went back to normal
Except for those models
Who were never the same again

Now they don't like to talk about it much but Discogarage does have one weakness:
There is a particular kind of lady with a body that goes mmuhh-wahh-mmm against which he is powerless to resist
Let's just keep that between you and me partner
We don't want the wrong people finding out
We don't want a repeat of what happened in Pittsburgh, no we do not
Despite his limitations and any other ruminations
Discograge is an all around groover
You dig it?

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from The Lust Boat, released December 21, 2012

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