It is our sincere pleasure to bring to you our distinguished speaker all the way from Miskatonic University. He started his career preaching at the First RoboRevival Synagogue of East Texas and from there moved on to the Church of Electronic Ecstacy. He is considered the world's foremost expert on ancient robot sexual positions and the robosexual lifestyle. Ladies and gentlemen it is my extreme pleasure to present to you Reverend Dr. Horatio Gertrude Jenkins.

The robot god is a groover y'all
He loves groovin' most of all
There can only ever be just one
He makes bath time lots of fun!

Ladies and gentlemen, brothers and sisters let us pray
And why do we pray?
Because the robot god is a loving god, a grooving god
A bona fide rootin' tootin' forgiving god
He knows of our temptations with his dirty, luscious robots
And he loves us anyway
But the robot devil is real, I have seen him
And he wants your eternal CPU

The robot god is a groover son
His groovy work is never done
Where right is wrong and wrong is right
That robot god is out of sight!

Now in a lesser known passage from the book of Roboticus
Chapter 2A verse 15.37 we are commanded:
"Fall not prey to his evil machinations and I will reward you with the bounty of robot heaven."
Ahh robot heaven...that blissful eternal electro-paradise city
Where the grass is green and the girl's are pretty
But you have to get there, folks, you have to get there
And that pesky robot devil is standing right in your way

The robot god is a groover y'all
He loves groovin' most of all
There can only ever be just one
His groovy work is never done
The robot god is a groover son
He makes bath time lots of fun
Where right is wrong and wrong is right
That robot god is super tight!

Brothers and sisters an appeal:
Every day we are out doing his will and we could not do so without your generous support. But we need your help: the robot devil grows stronger every day. And so it is up to we brave souls to spread the robot god's generous code as a salvation to all. As for the heathens and the blasphemers, may the robot god have mercy on their souls. Amen.

The robot god is a groover y'all
He loves groovin' most of all
There can only ever be just one
His groovy work is never done
The robot god is a groover son
He makes bath time lots of fun
Where right is wrong and wrong is right
That robot god is super tight!